after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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