Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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