We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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