do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Randomize
