so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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