but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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