am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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