I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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