I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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