apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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