Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
try to milk me bitch
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