Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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