He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I believe in your delicious
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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