Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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