so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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