I feel like I'm in dance class right now
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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