i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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