In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
