I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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