"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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