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My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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