He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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