Apparently you make a good broom.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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