Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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