peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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