what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I've blown a few things in my day
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Randomize
