They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
a search helicopter?!
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Im just a social blackout drinker.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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