Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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