i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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