I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
All I want is dick and wine.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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