Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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