did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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