don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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