I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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