We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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