the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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