Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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