marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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