Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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