You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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