The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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