You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
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