dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
