You really coming over, don't trick.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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