everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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