Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
As shirtless as possible
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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