I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
My day in three words: secret purse cake
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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