goodnight i made you a song goodbye
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
No more Irish car bombs ever.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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