i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
You dont lie about slip and slides
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
