ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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