D3 body, D1 cock
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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