They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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