when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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