Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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