Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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