i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
it glows. i had to have it.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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