so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Randomize
