I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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