I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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